May 2012
This is how you troll someone properly
lolzpicx:
Have you ever read something that killed you...
Like a text message or someone’s status. Everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn’t want to read. Or found out something you were better off not knowing. It’s almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. But you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself. It sucks how one little thing can ruin your whole day.
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
dietchola:
i want to be a bus driver when i grow up just so i can run people over
beep beep mother fuckers
Do you ever see something, stare at it for a while, scroll past it, change your mind, scroll back up to it and reblog it?
meggieoh:
OH MY GOD WE HAVE COOL WHIP.
I can’t wait to fucking eat you TASTY….
I wish people followed me for my blog not my...
Out of curiosity, does the dashboard ever end? →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
normal people on tumblr: TMI Tuesday! I'll answer anything!!!
Me: Bitch please I would answer anything at anytime but no one asks me shit
..summer..nothing to do..
